And now for something completely different....

The silly season it certainly was.....

Santa caught a streaker..(everyone could tell whether he was naughty or nice).... while a student changes his name to Rolf Harris...(will he be tying his kangaroo down whilst painting the Queen's portrait?).....elsewhere women call an ambulance for piddly reasons...(broken nails are ALWAYS an emergency)....security guards tell a childrens' choir to shut up....(something I'm sure we've all felt an urge to do)....and finally something completely ridiculous....Boy George thinks The Only Gay in The Village,Matt Lucas, "isn't a good example of homosexuality"...yep a widely popular comedic genius without police convictions and living out and proud is such a baaaaaad person....bitter much Georgie Boy ?