Dance Sport !?

Dance Sport !
What ever happened to good old fashioned Dancing ?
When did the waltz become a endurance marathon and will The Olympic Committee start to organise Games for it ?
Will we see Thorpey maxing out his muscles in the Samba,going for a PB time ?
Or Jana Pitman pulling out of the foxtrot with a bung knee ?
Could we see a return of the great Raelene Boyle hurdling over Todd McKenny in the Jive ?
Will the Mexican Hatdance make the grade or will Mexico protest to the Dance Sport Committee?
When oh when will they bring polka music and barn dancing into the international arena of Dance Sport?
Who wouldn't watch,with baited breath,to see Shane Warne doe-see-doe his current SMS flame around the straw strewn floor(just like he does every other Saturday night in the local village barn).
Soon we'll have Official State Dances and National Dance,but somehow I doubt we'll ever see the Budgie Smugglers Leaping Across The Hot Beach Sand Dance...or not in our living memory.
Will we see mascots of each Dance Sport Team ?
The Waltzing Wombat ?
The Quickstepping Quokka?
Or even Blinky the Ballroom Brawling Dropbear?