Thursday, January 25, 2007

Foxy haggis.



January 25

Burns' Day - all over the world Scots will gather tonight for the annual Burns' Supper,to honour the life and works of their national poet Robert Burns,born today in 1759.Dining delights such as cabble claw,finnan toasties and haggis will be partaken of.

Happy Birthday...

1858 John Norton English-born Australian member of parliament,demogogue,psychopath,meglomaniac and probable murderer.He once stated "Only John Norton,Caesar and Napoleon have the right to be bald,rich and do as they like."

1874 William Somerset Maugham isn't hanging on The Razor's Edge at 133

1882 at 125 years Virginia Woolf is still counting The Hours

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1753 Ruth Pierce dropped dead.

On this day young Ruth Pierce and three friends got together to buy a sack of wheat. Each paid up, but Ruth held back. Insisting that she had paid her share, she said “may I drop dead if I have not”. She repeated this awful wish then fell down and died, with the money hidden in her hand. This story is recorded on a stone monument in the Market Square at Devizes, Wiltshire, England.

1904 In Britain it became illegal to shoot a longbow without the monarch’s permission(damn there go the fun Sunday afternoons)

1955 The USSR decreed that it was no longer at war with Germany(I'm sure the Germans were very pleased to hear that tit-bit)

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Man to sell his life for $18,000.......cheaper than bringing up a baby!

Woman takes potty break and falls in lake....I'm guessing she wasn't dunkin' donuts.

Fox goes shoe shopping...obviously in training for "Fox on the run".

6 Comments:

Blogger Joe Jubinville said...

Oh, come on... I saw the same life at Walmart for $9,500.

Thursday, 25 January, 2007  
Blogger Bugs said...

Joe - ohhh do they come in different colours and sizes ?

Thursday, 25 January, 2007  
Blogger Trundling Grunt said...

I have never eaten haggis. And have no intention of breaking that habit...

Thursday, 25 January, 2007  
Blogger The Grunt said...

You just reminded me of that song by The Sweet of the same name. Damn, that is catchy!

Thursday, 25 January, 2007  
Blogger Bugs said...

TG - glad to see you have excellent morals !
Grunt - just for you -

I don't wanna know your name
Cause you don't look the same
The way you did before
OK you think you got a pretty face
But the rest of you is out of place
You looked all right before

Fox on the run
You screamed and everybody comes a-running
Take a run and hide yourself away
Fox on the run
F-foxy, foxy on the run and hideaway

You-you talk about just every band
But the names you drop are second hand
I've heard it all before
I don't wanna know your name
Cause you don't look the same
The way you did before
(repeat chorus)

Friday, 26 January, 2007  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Thanks Bugs! This made my night. You were just over my way and I posted right after you left. Be the first one to catch TIGF!!!

Friday, 26 January, 2007  

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