Opera houses and amputatable erections ouch!
Wil Anderson-talented funnyman turns 33 and keeps his willy.January 29th
Feast day of St.Gildas,Scottish abbot.St.Gildas was the son of Can King of the Britons and with his 24 brothers was at war with King Arthur.(if King Arthur was mythical I’m assuming St.Gildas was just another Dallas dream sequence)
Feast day of St.Gildas,Scottish abbot.St.Gildas was the son of Can King of the Britons and with his 24 brothers was at war with King Arthur.(if King Arthur was mythical I’m assuming St.Gildas was just another Dallas dream sequence)
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Happy Birthday
1850 Lawrence Hargrave -Aussie explorer,engineer,astronomer,aeronautical pioneer and inventor of The Box Kite.( he was obsessed with the size of his boxes)
1939 at 68 Germaine Greer is still a eunuch
1945 the great mustachioed one Tom Selleck ripens a little more at 62
1954 She of the popular talk show Oprah Winfrey might jump on her own couch at 53
1974 Wil Anderson-Aussie comedian,TV and radio host.(class-that's what I'm talkin' about Shannon Noll).
1939 at 68 Germaine Greer is still a eunuch
1945 the great mustachioed one Tom Selleck ripens a little more at 62
1954 She of the popular talk show Oprah Winfrey might jump on her own couch at 53
1974 Wil Anderson-Aussie comedian,TV and radio host.(class-that's what I'm talkin' about Shannon Noll).
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1845 The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe was first published (again with the ravens!)
1886 Karl Benz patented the first gasoline driven automobile (oh that will NEVER last)
1916 Britain began trials of the tank(bet that will make tracks on history)
1957 Danish architect Jorn Utzon was named winner of the competition to design the Sydney Opera House (like the swans he based his design upon,he eventually went north to escape the Winter of the NSW govt)
1886 Karl Benz patented the first gasoline driven automobile (oh that will NEVER last)
1916 Britain began trials of the tank(bet that will make tracks on history)
1957 Danish architect Jorn Utzon was named winner of the competition to design the Sydney Opera House (like the swans he based his design upon,he eventually went north to escape the Winter of the NSW govt)
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Convict steals car to get back to jail.....hands up who's surprised this happened in Ireland?
Gnomeville massacre.....pink flamingos and elderly tyre swans are main suspects.
Mozart to have his penis amputated.....he wasn't playing piano with that appendage,at least I don't think so.....
posted by Bugs at 10:22 am
5 Comments:
But if Mozart was an iguana he'd have a spare....must find that article.
TG - I include links to the articles in the italic bold type headings ;)
And yes he does pack a spare:P
Lizards with boners that won't quit. It doesn't get any funnier than that.
Well it did last a century, but looks like it's days may be numbered after all...
Grunt - Mozart is responsible for my monitor dripping in tea.
Joe -it has been a relatively short time but made such a huge impact.I'll harness up the goat to the cart ;)
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