Queen Vic and Nude festivals.
January 22
Happy Birthday...
1788 Lord George Gordon Byron; English Romantic poet.Described by Lady Caroline Lamb(a former lover and life long stalker) as "mad,bad and dangerous to know".(I know a lot of nursing home residents like that).
1959 Linda Blair keeps the pea soup comin' at 49.
1960 Michael Hutchence didn't hang around to see his 47th birthday.
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1788 Captain Arthur Phillip named Manly,in the new colony of NSW,after the "manly" bearing of the natives.(ohhh-ahhh you manly thing Guv)
1899 Leaders of 6 Aussie colonies met in Marvelous Melbourne to discuss confederation(and taking over the planet with the Death Star)
1901 Queen Victoria dropped off her perch(and boy,was she NOT amused)
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Wild Sth Aust weather postpones nude sports festival...they'd only be wet dangly bits after all.
Buglars break into flower shop 30 times....boy,they're REALLY trying to say it with flowers!
Musical condoms for Valentine's Day....so long as there's no Shannon Noll tracks,lovers will be making beautiful music everywhere !
posted by Bugs at 9:07 am
3 Comments:
I always thought that Charles' gal looked like a horse. Your Michael Hutchings pun has me laughing and crying at the same time. He really just needed to chill out on a yacht somewhere for a weekend. You have to wonder about people that hang themselves. That is not a spontaneous act.
Linda Blaire is a babe.
Lord Byron is a beast!
I didn't realize Charles and Joan Rivers were that friendly.
Grunt -Camilla could scare off the invading hordes of revolting peasants-without taking the hessian bag off her head.
Joe -Charles and Joan might have been a couple if not for the nasty incident when Joan caught Charles whispering sweet nothings to his aspidistra and fondling the trunk of a ancient elm tree.
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