Scotch,staple guns and Welshmen don't mix !

Ever wanted to buy your own WW2 fort ? Break open the piggy bank because the Principality of Sealand is up for sale...
A bloke has his lost wallet returned to him after 62 years , a letter turns up from 1954 and a library borrower returns a book with the 47 years' worth of overdue fees.....
107 year old marries 30 year old woman,proving the adage "old aint dead"....while a drunken Welshmen is no longer allowed to play with office supplies...