They call him Mr.Personality because he's so ugly...

January 27

98 BC Roman Emporer Nerva died of apoplexy after a fit of anger.(see ! anger causes death AND wrinkles!)

1606 Guy Fawkes was tried and convicted.(Guy Fawkes was the only person to enter parliament with honest intentions!)

1926 John Logie Bairds demonstrated the first television broadcast(today reality television demonstrates degenerate idiocy)

1984 Michael Jackson's hair burst into flames while filming a Pepsi commercial(he hasn't been too hot since)

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Ferrets frolic up trouser leg .....ok now things just got a little weird.

Vegetarian dons lettuce bikini....yep they're getting weirder.

Teacher photocopied students face....because finger painting was outlawed again?

Cat and mouse case for cops.....you dirty rat!