They did WHAT ?
Silly things,people and the odd beer drinking yarn.....
Shoes have been invented to hoover as you walk..(gawd those Nike knock-offs really suck)....snakes are now used to predict earthquakes..(no Adam the earth didn't move for Eve)....a woman is selling snow on eBay...(how about those vacuuming shoes ?)....
PAINFUL WINCE WARNING -look away -woman charged with malicious castration..(unless she's holding a scalpel and has a medical degree,ANY castration is gonna be malicious !)
World Champion Liar...(c'mon,our Prime Minister would give him a run for his money !)....And finally that promised beer yarn...
Step Daddy dearest sold his step daughter's dog for beer money....I'm betting 2007 Father's Day is gonna be cold and silent!
Shoes have been invented to hoover as you walk..(gawd those Nike knock-offs really suck)....snakes are now used to predict earthquakes..(no Adam the earth didn't move for Eve)....a woman is selling snow on eBay...(how about those vacuuming shoes ?)....
PAINFUL WINCE WARNING -look away -woman charged with malicious castration..(unless she's holding a scalpel and has a medical degree,ANY castration is gonna be malicious !)
World Champion Liar...(c'mon,our Prime Minister would give him a run for his money !)....And finally that promised beer yarn...
Step Daddy dearest sold his step daughter's dog for beer money....I'm betting 2007 Father's Day is gonna be cold and silent!
posted by Bugs at 11:40 am
3 Comments:
So what constitutes benevolent castration? I read the article an hour ago, but can only now unhuddle long enough to get to the keyboard. 50 stitches?
I love the little details in these reports - The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.
Glad to know they don't make a habit of it....
be·nev·o·lent ~ expressing goodwill or kindly feelings
cas·tra·tion ~ the deletion of objectionable parts
So she was perhaps expressing her Christmas wishes in an editorial fashion ?
Glad to know they don't make a habit of it....
Ohh you never hear about those "backyard jobs",the quickie castration behind someones shed or the "one that fell off the back of a truck"...or even "I'm going to see a man about a dog" ?!
For Worst Liar I nominate my friend Mitch: "Let's have lunch at the Renaissance, my treat."
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