Weird,wacky,odd and just plain strange.
What does one do in sunny Darwin when time hangs heavily on one's hands ?
Only the obvious...break into a service station and attempt to steal more than 30 ice creams !
Or males could try for a real pisser...and literally steal their local pubs urinal-I'm even struggling to find a way of recycling THAT one !
For those who daily fight the urge to climb in with your whites for the final rinse,there's now warnings on washing machines just for you.
For other wacky warning labels that might apply to you click here.
For us women who appreciate a bra that does more than lift and seperate - proof the over the shoulder boulder holder can stop bullets.
Wanted - one gorgeous bloke sitting on a dead horse,must send photo of horse -who is this man and WHY did he feel the urge to prop against a trotter who shall gallop no more ?
And again,burglars who break into homes know not to sample the booze and beans then pass out.
What is the world coming to when pet lobsters have their own fan club ? Didn't Cliff Richard have a fan club ?
Birds of a feather catch the ferry together...
And finally...once upon a time you'd have to bring an apple for the teacher...now it's bribe money to get out of PE.
Only the obvious...break into a service station and attempt to steal more than 30 ice creams !
Or males could try for a real pisser...and literally steal their local pubs urinal-I'm even struggling to find a way of recycling THAT one !
For those who daily fight the urge to climb in with your whites for the final rinse,there's now warnings on washing machines just for you.
For other wacky warning labels that might apply to you click here.
For us women who appreciate a bra that does more than lift and seperate - proof the over the shoulder boulder holder can stop bullets.
Wanted - one gorgeous bloke sitting on a dead horse,must send photo of horse -who is this man and WHY did he feel the urge to prop against a trotter who shall gallop no more ?
And again,burglars who break into homes know not to sample the booze and beans then pass out.
What is the world coming to when pet lobsters have their own fan club ? Didn't Cliff Richard have a fan club ?
Birds of a feather catch the ferry together...
And finally...once upon a time you'd have to bring an apple for the teacher...now it's bribe money to get out of PE.
posted by Bugs at 5:56 pm
4 Comments:
You are so silly! Man, the world is full of strangeness. And as for that P.E. teacher...that is sheer desperation...I mean, c'mon...a buck a day???
LOL Cindra I was struggling to think of WHY someone needed a urinal ?!
Apart from an odd water feature for the garden...?
re: the urinal thief, have you seen the queues for the toilets in some places!
as for the Darwin ice-cream thief, I have conducted a little experiment, to see how many cornettos can i hold in my arms without dropping any, only managed 12 and now they've all melted
Dino - Ahhh ! that's it ! Porta-Wee!
12 Cornettos ? You need to eat more greens !
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