You gotta have Pride !

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Pride March Melbourne 2006.

Pride March 2007 21st January 3pm-9.30pm.

January 14....

1788 Convicts first arrived at Botany Bay Australia(real estate values went down the toilet)

1878 Queen Victoria received a personal demonstration of Alexander Graham Bell's invention the telephone.(for once she was amused)

1938 Walt Disney's Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs was released.(shortly after the 7 dwarfs of menopause showed up -Itchy,Bitchy,Sweaty,Sleepy,Bloated,Forgetful and Psycho)

1966 David Jones changed his name to David Bowie,to avoid confusion with The Monkees' Davy Jones(What confusion? One now rides horses as a jockey in old age,the other is addicted to Sponge Bob Square Pants in old age )

1984 Ray Kroc founder of McDonald’s, died at 82. Cremated in one of his own restaurants, his ashes are kept at the first McDonald’s (in a croc pot perhaps ?)

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Don't hang up on the next odd phone call,as it could be a wealthy bachelor seeking heirs for his estate from the phone book....puts a new spin on Lionel Richies' song "Hello? Is it me you're looking for ?"

Forget the plastic surgeon,buy your significant other a case of breast-boosting beer...ahhh finally we discover Pamela Anderson's diet secret of cutting out the middle man with dating !

Church bells silnced after one single complaint....gee wonder if that would work with the babbling noise from our politicians ?